Friday, April 24, 2009

I'm a mad genius

God I’m a genius, in my boredom I came up with the best generic warm text opener ever.

Good morning and welcome to txt by numbers! Press 1 to wish me good morning, 2 say you missed me, or 3 to check out my ass!

100% response rate, I’m getting lots of 2’s but mostly 3’s all within minutes.

It’s playful, but it works because it plays into plausible deniability and baits them to respond in a manner which frames I’m the prize and she’s missed me or finds me attractive.

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