Monday, February 14, 2011

Changing format

When I have time I've decided I'm changing the format of this blog. Instead of giving out techniques and tips I'm going to change it to chronicle my misadventures from before I got into the game until modern day. I feel guys can identify more with a story and progress than they can random tips.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Increase your chance to get laid 300%!

Hey all,

Have you ever been out with a girl and at the end of the night she told you she had a really fun time, gave you an ass-out hug or cheek kiss, and you had to go home to jerk off? 3====) - _ -

How many times have you been making out with a girl on the couch, but then she suddenly clammed up and you couldn’t recapture the moment? She suddenly got “tired”, and you were forced to play flog the dolphin at home... alone.


And many more...

Here's some great easy tips you can start using right away to get from the friend zone to the end zone and score a touchdown with all those girls who are waiting for you to show them why sex with you is a great thing!

Have fun... I know I did while experimenting to see what works best ;)

Dropping a girl off at her house but don’t know how to continue the night inside with her?

Solution: Tell her “Hey I can't stay long, but may I use your restroom real quick before I have to go?" Go pee, wash off your man-stank so she’ll blow you (LOL) and then work your crazy magic on her, you mad man.

Why this works: Because it includes a False Time Constraint, it eases her fears you might be some needy guy who will latch onto her and not go away when she’s tired or isn’t yet (key word) into you. And then once you work your magic inside she won’t want you to go home anyway.

Need to transition from a couch make-out to the bed without it being awkward?

Solution: My favorite is to just stand up without saying a thing, put your hand out, let the girl take it, lead her to stand up, bend down and pick her up and carry her fireman style to my bed. I might even spank her ass once or twice too. You can also just put her hand out and say “come with me real quick”, but I love the fireman carry.. and girls do also! Their giggling confirms this 100% approved methodology.

Why it works: The dominance, leading, and fun you display with the fireman carry causes her to experience an emotional buying temperature spike. BT spikes cause compliance. For the layman, that means she'll do things you want her to, including moving to the bed.

My night out with this girl was going really well, we made out all night! But then suddenly she didn’t seem as into it and things sort of fizzled.

Solution: Perform the push-off on girls when you first make out with them. Right when you're making out with her, and especially when you can tell she is really getting turned on you drop this on her and then walk away: "Wow, it's really getting hot in here." You can tell she's turned on because her breathing will get heavier and slower. If you're feeling especially cocky or devilish you can tell her "Whoa... that's all you get for now". It's important for you to be the one to end the kissing on your terms. When you end it and walk away you just do something else like make the two of you drinks, go to the bathroom, etc. And then come back and pick up where you left off. Only do this once or twice or you ruin the effect.

Why it works: There are two principles at work here. First, when you make out with a girl too much you release too much sexual energy and things fizzle. Instead there should be a natural crescendo, building towards sex. The other thing is that in our society, girls are in the role of being the pursued. That makes you the suitor, where you have to please her, and she doesn’t have to do a damn thing except accept or deny your overtures. She doesn’t have to invest or even be interested in the interaction… so is it any surprise when it doesn’t go your way? But it’s possible to flip the script on them so they are the pursuer. This (among other things) does exactly that. Girls don’t know how to handle not getting what they want so they often aggressively pursue guys when the script is flipped on them.

BONUS

Want her to end up inside your place at the end of the night without some awkward "Want to come inside" question? (Which sets off her radar!)

Solution: Start your date at your house. Invite her in, show her your Facebook or stuff from your life or travels. After 30 min, bounce out to wherever you were going for the night.

Why it works: It gets her used to and comfortable with being in your place, so later it isn’t such a big deal when she comes inside at the end of the night. Work your magic from there.

That’s all you get for now. Hey I’m not getting paid for this you know… feel free to hire me if you really want more ;) (NLP, NLP, NLP…)

Enjoy,
-Milkman