Thursday, February 5, 2009

~ Milk Curdles, First Edition ~

Milk Curdles are random nuggets of wisdom from Milkman regarding women. They may be meet or lay oriented, how to handle a girlfriend or LTR, or anything else... in no particular order.

Want to increase your compliance/response rate when texting? Pump attraction/BT as a deposit whenever you make a withdrawl. Check out the differences between these two texts: “What’s up? How are you doing? Hey what’s your facebook?” which will both bore and annoy the shit out of someone and “You rode your bike into a cactus? And I thought I was the blondest brunette I know! But before I forget, shoot me your facebook email address..” which will grab their attention, build a little attraction, and have a higher response rate. More on text game another time...

The 3 second rule is useful for more than just to get over AA. There’s an unspoken social rule that when you walk into a space you can immediately open those who give you eye contact with no pretenses. This applies to rooms, elevators, near the bar, on a crosswalk. Open those who notice you. If you wait, it’ll be more awkward. Once you open, be prepared to transition fast.

Using logistics, you can overcome all sorts of obstacles you may encounter with women. Think ahead to roadblocks, like a chess game, and outmaneuver them before they happen. I call this "logistics game", and haven't heard of anyone else doing it.
  • How to get her back to your place after the date? Start the date there so it's natural to return.
  • What if I don't think she'll come over on the first date? Utilize the geography and roads to your advantage; if on a map A is her, B is you, and C is the destination, choose a destination venue which places you between the venue and where she lives. That way it's only natural she drives over to your place. Visually it would look like this: A>B>C. (A) she travels to your place (B), and you drive the two of you to venue (C).
  • How do I get her to stay in her bathing suit when we get out of the pool/hot tub if I don't think she's ready to get naked? Have robes ready for the 2 of you and put it on her when you come back inside. She'll be less inclined to change back into cockblocking street clothes. Physically escalate fast.... she'll be looking to change soon.

    A girl I was seeing/sleeping with now has "a boyfriend". How do I handle it? When girls get a boyfriend, one of two things happen. They either tell you, or they completely up and vanish and won't answer any of your attempts to contact them. They know you're a threat to their new dude. They know they'll go weak when they see you, so they want to cut it off with you to prevent that. Instead of getting pissed that you can't have sex or see her any more, think about it. It's actually a compliment in disguise. Depending on circumstances if she tells me about him, I tell her a boyfriend destroyer along the lines of "Cool, he sounds like a great guy! I hope it works out for you and he returns the investment you're making in him. Anyway, I gotta hop in the water.. the waves are up!". And then I do my own vanishing act. Regardless if she tells you or just vanishes, you should cut her off with no communication. No "Hey all.." texts, no Myspace comments, no calls, no e-vites, no phone calls, no random e-mails with a topic you think she'd dig, no tweets, NOTHING. She's got to miss you, wonder what you're up to, see the comments of other girls flirting with you on your Facebook, etc. Whenever she realizes the dude she hooked up with isn't as good with you, she'll start contacting you. But the game's not over. Let her contact you at least twice before you reply. Make her chase you. And when you do reply, act like nothing happened. This isn't the only way to handle the situation, but it's a damn effective one. More on Girl/LTR management later.

-Another Special Delivery from Milkman.

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